1 00:00:02,826 --> 00:00:04,630 Oh my godness! 2 00:00:04,657 --> 00:00:06,155 You wanna come to L.A. with me? 3 00:00:06,385 --> 00:00:08,553 Nobody makes me wet like that. 4 00:00:09,588 --> 00:00:11,041 We wanna publish your book. 5 00:00:13,488 --> 00:00:14,751 I cheated on you. 6 00:00:14,752 --> 00:00:16,768 - When? - After you fucked Cherie Jaffe. 7 00:00:20,589 --> 00:00:21,945 Would you marry me? 8 00:00:24,362 --> 00:00:28,577 And I am Alice Pieszecki on KCRW. Welcome back. 9 00:00:28,578 --> 00:00:31,924 We are talking about the connection between love 10 00:00:31,928 --> 00:00:33,270 and the senses. 11 00:00:33,270 --> 00:00:37,295 We are trying to rekindle the sexual spark in this long-term relationship. 12 00:00:37,299 --> 00:00:38,632 All these days I have these 13 00:00:38,639 --> 00:00:40,912 - feelings! - Feelings about what? 14 00:00:40,979 --> 00:00:42,431 Feelings about men. 15 00:00:42,498 --> 00:00:43,851 I want you to move out. 16 00:00:44,967 --> 00:00:46,231 What are you doing with that child? 17 00:00:46,235 --> 00:00:48,192 - Who are you? - Her aunt, Kit Porter. 18 00:00:48,196 --> 00:00:51,130 I've never felt this hard for a woman in my entire life. 19 00:00:51,396 --> 00:00:52,500 I'm pregnant. 20 00:00:55,006 --> 00:00:56,961 I don't know who I am anymore. 21 00:00:56,966 --> 00:00:59,051 I've always felt really uncomfortable with this body. 22 00:00:59,057 --> 00:01:01,371 So I've decided a transition from female to male. 23 00:01:01,385 --> 00:01:04,350 When you get the body you need, who's gonna live inside of it? 24 00:01:04,358 --> 00:01:07,462 If you think men are the ennemy, then you and I have a problem. 25 00:01:07,928 --> 00:01:12,622 I wanna believe that real, true connection among human beings is actually possible. 26 00:01:12,987 --> 00:01:15,313 Shane is going to Oregon city 27 00:01:15,317 --> 00:01:17,562 to visit Gabriel McCutcheon. 28 00:01:17,605 --> 00:01:19,430 Why don't you come home with me for dinner? 29 00:01:19,435 --> 00:01:21,432 It'd be a good time to meet Carla and Shay. 30 00:01:21,436 --> 00:01:23,562 I knew you were his daughter. You have his genes. 31 00:01:23,568 --> 00:01:25,302 I mean, look at all three of you. 32 00:01:25,305 --> 00:01:26,711 I'm getting married next week. 33 00:01:26,967 --> 00:01:28,652 I'd like for you guys to be there. 34 00:01:28,656 --> 00:01:30,392 This is Carmen's friend, Helena. 35 00:01:30,638 --> 00:01:32,243 She's the one that invited us all 36 00:01:32,247 --> 00:01:34,740 and paid for our plane tickets and our hotel rooms. 37 00:01:35,495 --> 00:01:37,532 I'm cutting you off financially. 38 00:01:37,887 --> 00:01:39,921 - You're not serious... - You need to know 39 00:01:39,928 --> 00:01:42,671 that people love you even if you're pennyless. 40 00:01:42,768 --> 00:01:44,980 Today on the Chart we're looking at 41 00:01:44,985 --> 00:01:47,582 how do you end a vicious cycle. 42 00:01:47,588 --> 00:01:51,133 Well, Shane's father left his wife and ran off with some flizzie. 43 00:01:51,147 --> 00:01:52,202 I'm sorry. 44 00:01:52,206 --> 00:01:53,480 It's just who I am. 45 00:01:53,488 --> 00:01:55,211 I know you know what I'm talking about. 46 00:01:56,626 --> 00:01:57,933 She said that 47 00:01:58,106 --> 00:02:00,202 she doesn't expect you to forgive her. 48 00:02:00,208 --> 00:02:01,580 She's not proud of this. 49 00:02:01,765 --> 00:02:03,061 She is who she is. 50 00:02:05,395 --> 00:02:06,930 I've changed my mind. 51 00:02:07,017 --> 00:02:09,053 I don't want you to adopt my daughter. 52 00:02:09,055 --> 00:02:10,761 Henry and I are thinking of starting a family 53 00:02:10,768 --> 00:02:13,301 and we want Angelica to be a full part of that. 54 00:02:13,497 --> 00:02:14,560 Don't do this. 55 00:02:14,948 --> 00:02:15,951 I'm warning you. 56 00:02:17,905 --> 00:02:18,793 Where are they? 57 00:02:18,798 --> 00:02:20,673 Fuck you Bette! 58 00:02:20,767 --> 00:02:23,271 Bette, it's Tina. This is not okay. 59 00:02:23,275 --> 00:02:24,913 Where the hell are you?! 60 00:02:24,918 --> 00:02:27,792 Angelica and mama B are just gonna go for a little adventure 61 00:02:27,797 --> 00:02:29,960 until we figure out what to do next. 62 00:02:30,286 --> 00:02:31,563 It's gonna be fine. 63 00:04:30,276 --> 00:04:31,900 Yeah, it's open. Come in! 64 00:04:32,096 --> 00:04:33,701 Still nothing... 65 00:04:37,307 --> 00:04:39,081 Alright, you know what? 66 00:04:39,207 --> 00:04:41,050 It's worth the try. She can't be far 67 00:04:41,056 --> 00:04:44,182 and it hasn't been 24 hours. So I think we should just do it. 68 00:04:46,128 --> 00:04:47,313 Where is Lara? 69 00:04:48,457 --> 00:04:49,772 She left this morning. 70 00:04:49,817 --> 00:04:52,203 Does she take that job in San Fransisco? 71 00:04:52,205 --> 00:04:53,243 You knew about that? 72 00:04:53,247 --> 00:04:54,362 It's a great gig. 73 00:04:54,365 --> 00:04:57,612 It's a 4 star hotel. She'll have her own kitchen... 74 00:04:57,618 --> 00:05:01,363 She was so afraid that you would take this really hard. 75 00:05:01,927 --> 00:05:03,280 No, I mean... 76 00:05:04,205 --> 00:05:04,910 It's... 77 00:05:04,927 --> 00:05:08,021 it's weird 'cause Dana said one day at the hospital she was like... 78 00:05:08,807 --> 00:05:10,621 She really wanted me to go out and make me friends, 79 00:05:10,627 --> 00:05:11,701 you know. She said 80 00:05:11,705 --> 00:05:14,670 "your whole world revolves on this tiny little orbit". That was... 81 00:05:15,068 --> 00:05:17,083 before the Lara thing. That's kinda weird. 82 00:05:17,087 --> 00:05:19,720 Oh yeah, well... "the Lara thing". 83 00:05:20,498 --> 00:05:21,993 Yeah, it was... 84 00:05:22,098 --> 00:05:23,050 incestuous? 85 00:05:23,056 --> 00:05:24,972 Yeah, if that's what you wanna call it. 86 00:05:24,985 --> 00:05:26,983 Something happened to me up here and I'm really ready to just 87 00:05:26,987 --> 00:05:28,652 - sort of go home and... - Hello! 88 00:05:32,556 --> 00:05:33,512 Hi! 89 00:05:33,795 --> 00:05:35,203 - Thank you. - Hey! You're welcome. 90 00:05:35,206 --> 00:05:37,342 Do you guys mind if we start this very serious? 91 00:05:37,347 --> 00:05:39,480 It's just Clause is leaving for Montreal in about 10 minutes. 92 00:05:39,487 --> 00:05:41,722 - And I wanna be able to say goodbye. - Yeah I know. I just... 93 00:05:41,726 --> 00:05:43,411 I was waiting for Helena 'til she gets here. 94 00:05:43,418 --> 00:05:45,900 Sorry, I was just setting up the bill. 95 00:05:45,907 --> 00:05:47,932 - It's ironic. - Hey, should we all pay chambers? 96 00:05:47,937 --> 00:05:50,783 No. I mean, don't be silly, Max. Thanks, but... 97 00:05:50,786 --> 00:05:52,140 Helena, maybe... 98 00:05:53,455 --> 00:05:55,671 Look, it was all taken care of in advance, alright? 99 00:05:55,677 --> 00:05:57,520 - Stop fussing. - Okay, can we start? 100 00:05:57,525 --> 00:05:59,590 - Yeah. - Maybe I should take off for this, guys. 101 00:05:59,595 --> 00:06:03,213 No. Max, this is an intervention and in an intervention we need everybody, 102 00:06:03,257 --> 00:06:05,510 the whole extended family. Now, get over here. 103 00:06:05,965 --> 00:06:07,662 This is Bette Porter. You reach her cellphone. 104 00:06:07,668 --> 00:06:09,112 - Okay, you're ready? - Leave a message. 105 00:06:09,668 --> 00:06:11,800 - Hey Bette, it's Alice. - And Jenny. 106 00:06:11,807 --> 00:06:13,341 - And Helena. - And Max. 107 00:06:13,346 --> 00:06:14,591 And Kit. 108 00:06:14,806 --> 00:06:16,882 We just wanted to tell you how much we love you. 109 00:06:16,887 --> 00:06:20,650 Yeah, we love you and we want you to know that we stand by you. 110 00:06:20,786 --> 00:06:22,853 So... no matter what. 111 00:06:22,855 --> 00:06:24,882 And we totally understand what you did because 112 00:06:24,885 --> 00:06:26,441 if we had been in your position, Bette, 113 00:06:26,448 --> 00:06:28,631 we would have done exactly the same thing. 114 00:06:29,247 --> 00:06:32,042 Well, maybe not the same thing, maybe, you know... 115 00:06:32,466 --> 00:06:34,700 - Uh something... - But you've gotta do the right thing. 116 00:06:34,715 --> 00:06:36,943 - Yeah... - Bette, you've got to bring Angelica home. 117 00:06:36,947 --> 00:06:38,711 - We can help you. - You need to bring the baby home. 118 00:06:38,715 --> 00:06:41,641 And Bette, there is no question about the fact that she is your baby. 119 00:06:41,648 --> 00:06:44,452 Oh yeah, we're not gonna let anybody take the baby away from you. So don't... 120 00:06:44,458 --> 00:06:46,752 Not even a motherfucknig court of law... 121 00:06:46,757 --> 00:06:48,550 Well if it does come to the Court of law, Bette, 122 00:06:48,568 --> 00:06:51,663 we're all gonna testify on your behalf 'cause you have a really strong case. 123 00:06:51,678 --> 00:06:52,913 And we'll talk to Tina. 124 00:06:52,965 --> 00:06:55,042 And we'll tell her to, you know, calm down and... 125 00:06:55,047 --> 00:06:57,040 Tina's just... I mean, who knows? Tina might... 126 00:06:57,048 --> 00:07:00,500 ..call the police and have your ass thrown in jail and ruin your brand new godanm career... 127 00:07:00,545 --> 00:07:02,732 not to mention the rest of your fucking life! 128 00:07:03,835 --> 00:07:05,852 Tina, that was kinda stupid. She's not gonna come home. 129 00:07:05,858 --> 00:07:07,070 Where the fuck is she?! 130 00:07:07,637 --> 00:07:10,201 Is she still in Canada? Is she back in the States? 131 00:07:10,296 --> 00:07:12,831 What? Is she taking Angelica to fucking Tombouctou?! 132 00:07:13,105 --> 00:07:13,853 Kit! 133 00:07:14,377 --> 00:07:16,822 I have no idea where she is. 134 00:07:18,648 --> 00:07:20,073 Well you can tell her, 135 00:07:20,248 --> 00:07:21,353 for me, 136 00:07:21,355 --> 00:07:22,813 that if she's not in L.A. 137 00:07:22,815 --> 00:07:25,401 by the time I get back, I will call the police. 138 00:07:25,505 --> 00:07:28,911 And when they find her, I will take my daughter away from her. 139 00:07:28,916 --> 00:07:32,840 And she will never see Angelica again! Okay? You got that?! 140 00:07:32,855 --> 00:07:34,060 You tell her that! 141 00:07:38,575 --> 00:07:39,933 Well, how serious? 142 00:07:42,077 --> 00:07:45,241 No, no, no, Joyce, Joyce... Just tell me what can she do? 143 00:07:45,245 --> 00:07:46,310 What can she do? 144 00:07:46,310 --> 00:07:49,955 Worst case scenario if she decides to be the hypocrital monster we already know she is. 145 00:07:53,079 --> 00:07:54,932 Well fuck her then, just fuck her. 146 00:07:54,939 --> 00:07:56,842 No, nobody's taking my family away. 147 00:07:58,589 --> 00:08:00,410 Yeah, I don't know, I don't know! 148 00:08:01,625 --> 00:08:03,240 Well, we're just not coming back. 149 00:08:05,087 --> 00:08:06,022 Mexico. 150 00:08:06,298 --> 00:08:07,253 I don't know. 151 00:08:07,957 --> 00:08:11,170 Yeah, well, I had an artist friend of mine who moved in entire family to Oaxaca. 152 00:08:13,177 --> 00:08:15,660 Well, I didn't have any trouble crossing the american border. 153 00:08:16,087 --> 00:08:18,893 Wait, Joyce, can you hold on? I'm just, I'm getting another call. Hold on. 154 00:08:20,615 --> 00:08:21,731 Phyllis... 155 00:08:22,125 --> 00:08:23,093 Yeah, hi! 156 00:08:23,745 --> 00:08:25,690 No, no, no, I'm happy to hear from you. 157 00:08:25,706 --> 00:08:26,671 Yeah. 158 00:08:28,437 --> 00:08:30,271 Uh... where am I? 159 00:08:31,275 --> 00:08:32,880 I'm in Northern California. I'm just... 160 00:08:33,365 --> 00:08:35,662 taking a last minute road trip with my daughter. 161 00:08:36,225 --> 00:08:39,772 Yeah, just trying to get in these last precious moments before work. 162 00:08:41,847 --> 00:08:44,723 Yeah, I know, I know, I know... It goes by so fast. 163 00:08:47,636 --> 00:08:48,793 But I'm excited. 164 00:08:48,855 --> 00:08:50,600 Yeah, I am. I'm ready. 165 00:08:51,095 --> 00:08:52,653 Yeah, I can't wait to get started. 166 00:08:53,866 --> 00:08:56,610 So I will see you on campus, monday morning. 167 00:08:57,468 --> 00:08:59,012 Okay, great. Thanks. 168 00:09:00,857 --> 00:09:02,270 Can I get a sippy cup? 169 00:09:02,276 --> 00:09:03,982 Does anybody have a sippy cup!? 170 00:09:04,596 --> 00:09:05,592 Jesus! 171 00:09:42,908 --> 00:09:44,910 Shane, come on! 172 00:09:47,246 --> 00:09:49,061 I want you! 173 00:09:54,388 --> 00:09:55,613 Jesus! 174 00:09:56,367 --> 00:09:57,923 Where have you been? 175 00:10:03,067 --> 00:10:06,153 Now, you're gonna fuck me. I've been waiting all day. 176 00:10:15,635 --> 00:10:17,713 Just fucking relax for a second. 177 00:10:22,107 --> 00:10:23,990 You crazy little freak. 178 00:10:27,488 --> 00:10:28,530 Freak! 179 00:10:28,538 --> 00:10:31,861 What were you thinking thinking you were gonna marry that ridiculous girl? 180 00:10:33,687 --> 00:10:35,772 That ridiculous little... 181 00:10:35,775 --> 00:10:38,253 bouncy, chacha... 182 00:10:38,258 --> 00:10:39,640 tiwnkle... 183 00:10:42,446 --> 00:10:43,800 You don't know her. 184 00:10:49,056 --> 00:10:51,010 You have no right to say that about her. 185 00:11:04,576 --> 00:11:06,891 Oh shoot! Where's my driver? 186 00:11:07,216 --> 00:11:10,380 Oh right! I cancelled your driver. 187 00:11:12,205 --> 00:11:13,353 You did what? 188 00:11:15,015 --> 00:11:15,993 Helena, 189 00:11:16,848 --> 00:11:18,183 you need to try... 190 00:11:18,977 --> 00:11:21,003 You need to start thinking differently. 191 00:11:21,007 --> 00:11:25,232 You know? You can't just take a limousine home from the airport anymore. 192 00:11:25,236 --> 00:11:27,712 Alice, I'm actually quite a practical person. 193 00:11:28,485 --> 00:11:31,040 - I'll take a taxi. - A taxi? 194 00:11:31,046 --> 00:11:33,853 To Broad Beach to Malibu? It's as much as a limousine. 195 00:11:34,065 --> 00:11:37,140 - Then I'll take the bus. - A bus is not gonna go there! 196 00:11:37,447 --> 00:11:39,231 We need to take an airport chattle. 197 00:11:40,995 --> 00:11:44,113 Fine. Just show me where I have to go, alright? 198 00:11:46,407 --> 00:11:47,461 Your luggage? 199 00:11:47,475 --> 00:11:49,102 - Porter... - No, no, no. 200 00:11:50,777 --> 00:11:51,552 Come here. 201 00:11:52,396 --> 00:11:53,702 There is this thing 202 00:11:53,788 --> 00:11:56,432 and it's called a luggage cart. 203 00:12:09,666 --> 00:12:11,361 I don't know about moving in yet. 204 00:12:11,747 --> 00:12:13,201 It feels kinda creepy. 205 00:12:14,357 --> 00:12:15,691 She's not dead. 206 00:12:16,995 --> 00:12:20,202 I'm just assuming that Carmen will not be living with us anymore. 207 00:12:21,555 --> 00:12:23,583 I can totally pick up her share of the rent. 208 00:12:23,586 --> 00:12:24,351 You know, 209 00:12:24,965 --> 00:12:28,001 I'm just gonna clean up her stuff for safe keeping. 210 00:12:28,776 --> 00:12:32,341 And Shane can deal with all of Carmen's stuff when she gets back. 211 00:12:35,345 --> 00:12:37,112 Kinda wanna make sure it's ok with Shane first. 212 00:12:37,117 --> 00:12:39,273 I don't care if it's ok with Shane right now. 213 00:12:39,715 --> 00:12:41,671 What Shane did is terrible. 214 00:12:42,158 --> 00:12:44,052 And completely unforgivable. 215 00:12:44,536 --> 00:12:45,252 Jenny... 216 00:12:45,257 --> 00:12:47,110 You know what? She should have called us. 217 00:12:47,127 --> 00:12:49,513 She should have told us what's going on. It's terrible. 218 00:12:49,707 --> 00:12:51,271 Some compassion, Jenny. 219 00:12:51,276 --> 00:12:53,891 Alice worked for weeks setting this wedding up. 220 00:12:54,167 --> 00:12:56,120 Helena spent a small fortune. 221 00:12:56,128 --> 00:12:59,262 I don't expect Carmen to forgive Shane anytime soon. 222 00:12:59,265 --> 00:13:00,710 But, I do. 223 00:13:01,065 --> 00:13:02,502 And so should you. I mean, 224 00:13:02,506 --> 00:13:03,561 I forgive you. 225 00:13:05,065 --> 00:13:05,891 What? 226 00:13:06,527 --> 00:13:08,763 What the fuck do you forgive me for? 227 00:13:09,817 --> 00:13:11,690 - Come on... - I haven't changed who I am. 228 00:13:12,236 --> 00:13:13,190 Max... 229 00:13:14,485 --> 00:13:15,861 I know I've been kind of a jerk, 230 00:13:16,297 --> 00:13:18,132 since I've been on the testosterone, but, 231 00:13:19,106 --> 00:13:21,002 I thought you totally supported my transition. 232 00:13:21,005 --> 00:13:22,802 I do support your transition. 233 00:13:24,007 --> 00:13:25,690 We just don't go together anymore. 234 00:13:27,035 --> 00:13:28,503 That's why I didn't freak out 235 00:13:28,737 --> 00:13:30,061 when you got together with Claude. 236 00:13:30,706 --> 00:13:31,613 But I just... 237 00:13:31,705 --> 00:13:34,302 I just don't know why we can't work it out. 238 00:13:34,516 --> 00:13:36,803 Because you identify as a straight man. 239 00:13:37,267 --> 00:13:39,452 So there is the mismatch, because you want me to be 240 00:13:39,456 --> 00:13:41,821 your straight girlfriend to your straight guy. 241 00:13:41,936 --> 00:13:45,241 And I identify as a lesbian who likes to fuck girls. 242 00:13:47,726 --> 00:13:49,191 And you're not a girl. 243 00:13:53,217 --> 00:13:54,050 Yeah... 244 00:13:55,396 --> 00:13:57,110 - You don't have a key anymore? - No. 245 00:13:57,867 --> 00:14:00,651 She changed the fucking locks the day I moved out. 246 00:14:03,108 --> 00:14:03,931 Fuck! 247 00:14:07,255 --> 00:14:09,120 I want my baby... 248 00:14:10,468 --> 00:14:12,180 I just wanna see her. 249 00:14:14,756 --> 00:14:16,560 Where the hell is she, huh? 250 00:14:17,616 --> 00:14:18,821 Where is she? 251 00:14:20,166 --> 00:14:23,412 I just... want her back. I want her back. 252 00:14:25,396 --> 00:14:27,420 Maybe it's time to call the police. 253 00:14:33,435 --> 00:14:36,073 Mummy doesn't have any milk but we could put some... 254 00:14:37,028 --> 00:14:38,451 We could put some water 255 00:14:38,608 --> 00:14:40,003 in here if you want me to... 256 00:14:49,757 --> 00:14:52,083 Bette, you're in there? It's me, Kit. 257 00:14:55,356 --> 00:14:56,540 How's that? Better? 258 00:14:57,176 --> 00:14:59,972 It's better than a poke in the eye with the sharp stick. 259 00:14:59,977 --> 00:15:01,610 If that's what you mean, Whit. 260 00:15:02,005 --> 00:15:03,291 There is good news. 261 00:15:03,295 --> 00:15:04,312 Oh! 262 00:15:04,578 --> 00:15:05,850 There is good news! 263 00:15:05,855 --> 00:15:08,221 The good news is that I found the qualified tenant 264 00:15:08,226 --> 00:15:10,423 and your landlord is willing to let you out of the lease. 265 00:15:10,817 --> 00:15:12,131 But the bad news is 266 00:15:12,137 --> 00:15:14,482 the tenant wants to take over pretty much straighter way. 267 00:15:15,597 --> 00:15:17,063 Where am I supposed to go? 268 00:15:17,605 --> 00:15:18,743 Well, I suggest... 269 00:15:22,828 --> 00:15:24,850 You need to work out what your income is going to be 270 00:15:24,856 --> 00:15:26,911 and what you can afford to pay you a rent. 271 00:15:28,455 --> 00:15:30,260 I wasn't exactly on 272 00:15:30,467 --> 00:15:32,011 a salary, Whit. 273 00:15:35,187 --> 00:15:36,222 Then, if I'm 274 00:15:36,257 --> 00:15:38,492 gonna be running a movie studio, then... 275 00:15:38,498 --> 00:15:40,543 Oh yes, the movie studio... 276 00:15:44,276 --> 00:15:47,140 What? I know we're still operating in the red way. 277 00:15:47,145 --> 00:15:48,251 I wasn't gonna be 278 00:15:48,255 --> 00:15:49,192 piggish. 279 00:15:49,308 --> 00:15:52,110 But I should be making at least what Tina's making. 280 00:15:54,666 --> 00:15:55,783 It seems... 281 00:15:55,798 --> 00:15:57,931 the library loan was worth the asking price 282 00:15:57,938 --> 00:15:59,920 and Paramount was looking to acquire... 283 00:16:00,308 --> 00:16:02,763 Your mother wanted to unload it before she left for Antigo. 284 00:16:05,036 --> 00:16:05,892 Mother's 285 00:16:06,166 --> 00:16:07,482 in Antigo? 286 00:16:07,707 --> 00:16:09,291 Well, a private island, actually. 287 00:16:10,715 --> 00:16:12,481 No phones. Very romantic. 288 00:16:12,687 --> 00:16:14,501 She seems to be head over heels. 289 00:16:16,637 --> 00:16:18,863 How lovely for her... 290 00:16:29,745 --> 00:16:32,192 - Please, Whit, just... - I'll get the bottle. 291 00:16:37,687 --> 00:16:40,501 So, do you want me to leave? Just like 292 00:16:40,505 --> 00:16:42,603 - drive away right now? - Yeah, she's freaked. 293 00:16:42,607 --> 00:16:45,082 She doesn't wanna see anybody, not even you. 294 00:16:45,236 --> 00:16:48,210 I have to take her to her lawyer office as soon as we land. 295 00:17:02,698 --> 00:17:03,853 I'm sorry. 296 00:17:07,995 --> 00:17:10,891 Listen, I made that appointment tomorrow at noon. 297 00:17:12,387 --> 00:17:13,632 You're still okay with that? 298 00:17:14,357 --> 00:17:17,533 Look, we've got over this 106 ways to... it. 299 00:17:17,535 --> 00:17:20,363 I know. I know it's the right decision. I just... 300 00:17:20,908 --> 00:17:23,433 I just wanna make sure you're not having a tough time with that. 301 00:17:23,858 --> 00:17:26,093 I am having a tough time with that. 302 00:17:27,028 --> 00:17:28,732 I know it's the right decision. 303 00:17:32,185 --> 00:17:33,003 Hey, 304 00:17:34,248 --> 00:17:35,151 I love you. 305 00:17:43,026 --> 00:17:45,633 Oh no, baby, you don't wanna kiss me right now. 306 00:17:45,637 --> 00:17:47,132 Yeah, yeah, that would be 307 00:17:47,135 --> 00:17:48,272 disgusting. 308 00:17:53,248 --> 00:17:54,522 I love you. 309 00:17:55,898 --> 00:17:57,043 I love you... 310 00:18:14,568 --> 00:18:15,982 One credit card, 311 00:18:15,985 --> 00:18:17,902 with a 3.500$ limit. 312 00:18:18,447 --> 00:18:21,643 I can't even buy a pair of shoes with 3.500$! 313 00:18:22,458 --> 00:18:24,040 Well, no. Not if you're talking about 314 00:18:24,046 --> 00:18:26,930 14.000$ handmade in Barcelona laceups, no. 315 00:18:26,938 --> 00:18:28,461 Yeah! But I had to. I mean, 316 00:18:28,468 --> 00:18:31,060 they were perfect with that Empire ways vintage printshift. 317 00:18:31,067 --> 00:18:31,921 Refill? 318 00:18:32,988 --> 00:18:34,692 No, I don't think I can afford it. 319 00:18:35,426 --> 00:18:36,863 Helena, it's free. 320 00:18:36,868 --> 00:18:38,463 - "President's Choice" - by Sweatshop Union 321 00:18:40,438 --> 00:18:43,501 What about your car? Isn't your car like 300.000$? 322 00:18:43,507 --> 00:18:45,322 I mean, you could live on that for like 2 years. 323 00:18:45,328 --> 00:18:46,571 Maybe you could. 324 00:18:47,805 --> 00:18:49,151 Alright. Maybe I could. 325 00:18:49,705 --> 00:18:52,030 If my mother had not let Whit repossess it. 326 00:18:53,467 --> 00:18:55,162 Whit suggested I look into 327 00:18:55,168 --> 00:18:58,722 something called hie-yun-day? dey? 328 00:18:58,727 --> 00:19:00,523 Hyundai? Hyundai? 329 00:19:01,635 --> 00:19:03,990 Wow! Well, she really does wanna bring you down, huh? 330 00:19:03,997 --> 00:19:04,780 Yeah... 331 00:19:05,015 --> 00:19:06,043 Out of love. 332 00:19:06,777 --> 00:19:07,770 You know what I think? 333 00:19:09,805 --> 00:19:11,311 I think you should move in with me. 334 00:19:11,316 --> 00:19:13,552 I mean just, you know, until we get you on your feet. 335 00:19:13,946 --> 00:19:15,451 - Alice, I couldn't! - Helena, 336 00:19:15,458 --> 00:19:17,490 you have been like the most generous friend to me 337 00:19:17,508 --> 00:19:21,080 and I feel like this is the first time I have something to offer you in return. 338 00:19:23,678 --> 00:19:25,773 It's gonna be okay. We're gonna help you through this. 339 00:19:25,998 --> 00:19:26,830 I just... 340 00:19:28,015 --> 00:19:30,290 I had no idea it could feel this 341 00:19:30,298 --> 00:19:32,513 warm and fuzzy being poor. 342 00:19:34,545 --> 00:19:35,441 Yeah... 343 00:19:53,395 --> 00:19:55,460 - "Any Way You Look At It" - by The Emotions 344 00:19:57,915 --> 00:20:02,421 If it isn't Jennifer Schecter, author of "Some of Her Parts"... 345 00:20:02,867 --> 00:20:04,673 - Please sign my book. - You have a book? 346 00:20:04,686 --> 00:20:06,970 How did you get a book? It doesn't come out 'til thursday. 347 00:20:06,977 --> 00:20:08,163 I was kidding. 348 00:20:09,145 --> 00:20:11,503 - Congratulations, it's fantastic. - Thank you. 349 00:20:11,507 --> 00:20:13,303 And guess what? My publisher's 350 00:20:13,588 --> 00:20:16,933 weely review apparently has just come out. 351 00:20:17,315 --> 00:20:19,131 You're not gonna read your own reviews, are you? 352 00:20:19,135 --> 00:20:21,590 Of course I'm gonna read my own reviews. Why shouldn't I? 353 00:20:21,595 --> 00:20:24,400 Well, in case somebody doesn't say something quite too positive. 354 00:20:24,408 --> 00:20:26,993 This is purely for informational purposes. Oh, 355 00:20:26,998 --> 00:20:27,841 guess what. 356 00:20:28,485 --> 00:20:30,792 We got a mention on myspace 357 00:20:30,895 --> 00:20:32,941 and we took an add on on OurChart. 358 00:20:32,945 --> 00:20:34,422 - Well thank you! - Alice, 359 00:20:34,428 --> 00:20:37,022 how does it work, this chart of yours? I mean, 360 00:20:37,335 --> 00:20:38,601 I've never actually been on it. 361 00:20:38,605 --> 00:20:39,993 - You've never been on her Chart? - What?! 362 00:20:39,996 --> 00:20:42,083 Oh my god! It's so much fun. You don't know what you're missing. 363 00:20:42,088 --> 00:20:43,932 Yeah, I know it's like a social networking site. 364 00:20:43,937 --> 00:20:45,003 - For lesbians. - Yeah! 365 00:20:45,006 --> 00:20:46,343 Do you have to sleep with some first? 366 00:20:46,345 --> 00:20:48,602 Well, I mean, when I first put it out, that was the core concept, 367 00:20:48,686 --> 00:20:51,052 like, you know, Jenny slept with Tina, who slept with Annie... 368 00:20:51,057 --> 00:20:52,620 - You slept with Tina?! - No! 369 00:20:52,628 --> 00:20:54,822 - I would never sleep with Tina. - No! Hypothetical. 370 00:20:55,517 --> 00:20:57,072 But like you know lesbians being lesbians 371 00:20:57,076 --> 00:20:59,571 they start logging on and talking about themselves and... 372 00:21:00,218 --> 00:21:01,132 - Can I show her? - Yeah. 373 00:21:01,568 --> 00:21:03,861 But for me it's always about the hook up page. 374 00:21:03,875 --> 00:21:05,782 See, like... Okay, so, here's me 375 00:21:06,037 --> 00:21:07,853 and then that's my whole constellation. 376 00:21:07,855 --> 00:21:11,391 And I slept with Gabby Deveaux, so I want to add her on my constellation, 377 00:21:11,398 --> 00:21:14,660 so I submit her name and the webmaster will email her 378 00:21:14,667 --> 00:21:16,973 saying, you know, "Alice Pieszecki has 379 00:21:16,978 --> 00:21:19,082 added your name to her chart, would like to 380 00:21:19,088 --> 00:21:21,801 put her on her hookups page" and then if she gives permission, 381 00:21:21,806 --> 00:21:24,520 then she has the choice of starting her own constellation. 382 00:21:24,525 --> 00:21:25,883 - Here is Gabby Deveaux. - Right. 383 00:21:25,888 --> 00:21:28,772 - Wow, that's a lot of hookups. - Yeah, she's a whore. 384 00:21:29,477 --> 00:21:31,911 But... Let's see... Oh, have you seen Shane? It's here. 385 00:21:31,927 --> 00:21:33,281 - Yeah, can I show you? - Yeah. 386 00:21:33,287 --> 00:21:34,982 'Cause if you were... 387 00:21:34,986 --> 00:21:37,421 click on Shane's name. 388 00:21:37,427 --> 00:21:40,032 You can then see how many people Shane hooked up with. 389 00:21:40,036 --> 00:21:42,862 She's what we call a hub. Which is anyone who slept with over 50 people. 390 00:21:42,865 --> 00:21:46,402 - She's considered the hub of hubs. - Right, and when you become a hub 391 00:21:46,415 --> 00:21:49,292 then you sort of become a portal because inevitably you're gonna like 392 00:21:49,298 --> 00:21:50,800 bring us a new whole solar system. 393 00:21:50,808 --> 00:21:53,743 Look, do you remember the japanese girl that Shane slept with? 394 00:21:53,745 --> 00:21:56,412 Well now, the japanese girl, Ankiodo, 395 00:21:56,416 --> 00:21:58,972 has her whole new solar system out there. 396 00:21:58,985 --> 00:21:59,942 - Yeah? - Yeah. 397 00:22:00,305 --> 00:22:01,751 Should we look at Carmen? 398 00:22:01,755 --> 00:22:02,890 - Well... - Yeah. 399 00:22:02,898 --> 00:22:04,323 I think we should leave Carmen out of it. 400 00:22:04,326 --> 00:22:08,180 Ok, so look, Carmen has her whole solar system in east L.A. 401 00:22:08,186 --> 00:22:12,280 Wow! I can see that! Look at that. There's like Rosa, Maryl�ne... 402 00:22:12,398 --> 00:22:14,053 I had no idea it was such a big deal! 403 00:22:14,057 --> 00:22:14,780 Oh yeah, I know, 404 00:22:14,787 --> 00:22:17,442 we're gonna have to upgrade the server 'cause we're getting so much traffic. 405 00:22:17,476 --> 00:22:19,423 What's the term you say you use for this group of... 406 00:22:19,427 --> 00:22:20,732 Solar system. Can I have it? 407 00:22:20,747 --> 00:22:24,310 There's a girl in Carmen's solar system, she's got more hits 408 00:22:24,315 --> 00:22:25,810 - than Shane. - Oh, that's not possible. 409 00:22:25,817 --> 00:22:27,770 - No way. - Look, here. 410 00:22:28,006 --> 00:22:29,692 Can I have my computer? Thank you. 411 00:22:31,157 --> 00:22:32,230 Oh my god! 412 00:22:32,397 --> 00:22:33,413 You're right! 413 00:22:33,675 --> 00:22:34,723 Look at this. 414 00:22:35,316 --> 00:22:36,452 This girl 415 00:22:36,578 --> 00:22:39,493 has slept with 1150... 416 00:22:40,735 --> 00:22:43,853 She just added a name. Now it's 1151! 417 00:22:43,858 --> 00:22:46,473 Let me go in, relax. I've got to see who this is. 418 00:22:47,787 --> 00:22:49,583 Who the hell is Papi? 419 00:22:50,216 --> 00:22:52,051 I think Warren has too much on his plate. 420 00:22:52,055 --> 00:22:54,443 I want you have run point on the Pyrotech project. 421 00:22:56,076 --> 00:22:57,032 Thanks. 422 00:22:57,395 --> 00:22:58,282 Thanks, boss. 423 00:22:58,286 --> 00:22:59,931 How's everything else going on for you, Max? 424 00:23:01,155 --> 00:23:01,952 It's great. 425 00:23:01,966 --> 00:23:04,343 We should have these updates nailed by the end of the week. 426 00:23:04,347 --> 00:23:05,282 How's Jenny? 427 00:23:05,288 --> 00:23:06,352 She's fine. 428 00:23:07,658 --> 00:23:10,232 - No, actually, we broke up. - Oh, I'm sorry. 429 00:23:10,608 --> 00:23:11,981 Well, I'm fine with it. 430 00:23:13,058 --> 00:23:14,220 Well, 431 00:23:14,627 --> 00:23:17,783 I hope you don't think I'm outta line, Max, but I'm not all that surprised. 432 00:23:17,787 --> 00:23:19,790 Yeah, I mean, we definivelty had our problems. 433 00:23:20,066 --> 00:23:22,223 I mean you are very straight and at first 434 00:23:22,227 --> 00:23:24,253 you don't really seem to have any hidden agenda's and 435 00:23:24,266 --> 00:23:25,920 Jenny seemed a little... 436 00:23:26,788 --> 00:23:28,303 complicated. 437 00:23:28,306 --> 00:23:29,920 She sure is complicated. 438 00:23:32,868 --> 00:23:34,052 Look, 439 00:23:34,957 --> 00:23:37,310 I know this might seem a little outta field 440 00:23:37,318 --> 00:23:40,450 but my daughter Brooke's coming home from Ohio this weekend and 441 00:23:40,705 --> 00:23:42,662 I always set the two of you would hit it off. 442 00:23:43,477 --> 00:23:44,421 Your daughter? 443 00:23:44,428 --> 00:23:45,852 I'll email you her your phone number. 444 00:23:45,866 --> 00:23:47,423 You can call her if you're up for it. 445 00:23:47,765 --> 00:23:48,940 No obligation. 446 00:23:49,356 --> 00:23:50,553 Honestly. 447 00:23:56,917 --> 00:23:58,511 Oh fuck... 448 00:24:01,557 --> 00:24:03,582 I'm glad you decided to come. 449 00:24:07,725 --> 00:24:11,071 Come to mummy, sweetie. Mama is never gonna leave you again. 450 00:24:11,365 --> 00:24:12,382 Come here, sweetie. 451 00:24:12,386 --> 00:24:13,163 Yeah. 452 00:24:13,526 --> 00:24:16,473 Come here my baby. 453 00:24:16,875 --> 00:24:18,160 I missed you. 454 00:24:24,157 --> 00:24:25,403 I look like a guy, 455 00:24:25,557 --> 00:24:27,311 but I didn't fit in the straight world. 456 00:24:27,558 --> 00:24:30,391 And all of a sudden, I didn't fit in the dyke community either. 457 00:24:30,667 --> 00:24:32,903 I had no idea I would be so damn lonely. 458 00:24:32,978 --> 00:24:35,021 And the worse thing was I could cry. 459 00:24:35,035 --> 00:24:36,733 That was the harshest thing for me. 460 00:24:36,745 --> 00:24:38,193 When the testosterone kicked in, 461 00:24:38,198 --> 00:24:40,851 my emotions totally changed. I couldn't even cry anymore. 462 00:24:40,867 --> 00:24:43,212 I've never stopped crying personnaly, but 463 00:24:43,217 --> 00:24:46,523 nobody really prepares you for what your body's gonna go through. 464 00:24:46,528 --> 00:24:50,390 At least boys, when they start puberty, they're having sex education. 465 00:24:50,846 --> 00:24:55,232 Do you guys know where I could go to find out more information? 'Cause... 466 00:24:55,836 --> 00:24:58,672 When I got my T. I got it from my friend 467 00:24:58,677 --> 00:25:01,140 - and it was kinda smuggled or whatever, so... - Jeez! 468 00:25:01,558 --> 00:25:02,983 What dosage were you on, dude? 469 00:25:03,696 --> 00:25:05,593 200 like every week but 470 00:25:05,598 --> 00:25:07,120 - when it started, I... - Week? 471 00:25:07,475 --> 00:25:09,560 Do you have any idea what that could do to your liver? 472 00:25:09,566 --> 00:25:11,252 Not to mention your personnality. 473 00:25:11,258 --> 00:25:13,080 You've got any friends left, man? 474 00:25:13,648 --> 00:25:14,670 Yeah, I do, 475 00:25:14,678 --> 00:25:16,222 but it's been pretty messed up. 476 00:25:16,228 --> 00:25:17,633 I mean, I freak out a lot. 477 00:25:18,355 --> 00:25:20,003 I mean, that's why I came here. 478 00:25:20,278 --> 00:25:21,830 I thought maybe you guys could help me out. 479 00:25:21,838 --> 00:25:23,610 We're gonna give you the number of a doctor, okay? 480 00:25:23,616 --> 00:25:25,813 He's an endocrinologist that a lot of us see. 481 00:25:27,178 --> 00:25:28,131 Thanks. 482 00:25:29,036 --> 00:25:30,651 This is just so insane! 483 00:25:30,658 --> 00:25:32,590 The idea that I'm not trustworthy? 484 00:25:32,876 --> 00:25:35,240 She's the one with the pattern of lying and cheating. 485 00:25:35,258 --> 00:25:36,761 She is the one who swore. 486 00:25:36,776 --> 00:25:40,202 She swore from the day Angelica was born, that she was our child. 487 00:25:40,208 --> 00:25:42,930 Our child, unequivocally, irrevocably, 488 00:25:42,935 --> 00:25:44,861 our child. And then the second, 489 00:25:44,867 --> 00:25:47,123 the second it becomes inconvenient she starts saying 490 00:25:47,125 --> 00:25:47,891 "ooh, it's my daughter". 491 00:25:47,898 --> 00:25:49,560 She's the one who tried to take her away in the first place. 492 00:25:49,568 --> 00:25:51,901 No! In the first place, she's the one who went scampering back 493 00:25:51,908 --> 00:25:53,802 to the safety of white heterosexual priviledge. 494 00:25:53,807 --> 00:25:54,560 Safety? 495 00:25:54,947 --> 00:25:57,013 This is about the bravest thing I've ever done. 496 00:25:57,017 --> 00:25:59,032 I stand to lose all my friends 497 00:25:59,036 --> 00:26:00,842 who view me as some sort of turncoat. 498 00:26:00,848 --> 00:26:03,853 They don't hate you because of your sexual orientation, Tina. 499 00:26:04,637 --> 00:26:06,362 They hate you because you can't be trusted 500 00:26:06,366 --> 00:26:08,800 not to use it against me when it comes to sharing custody 501 00:26:08,808 --> 00:26:10,121 of our child. 502 00:26:10,128 --> 00:26:13,560 Here we go with the trust thing again. That is so fucking crazy! 503 00:26:13,566 --> 00:26:15,332 - Don't you dare... - Oh, 504 00:26:15,346 --> 00:26:16,841 because you would never do such a thing? 505 00:26:16,848 --> 00:26:18,722 I'm sorry but who was it that kidnap our daughter 506 00:26:18,727 --> 00:26:20,541 and drove off in the middle of the night? 507 00:26:21,095 --> 00:26:22,793 - Could you move, please? - Okay, okay, 508 00:26:22,797 --> 00:26:24,193 well I'm glad to see that 509 00:26:24,718 --> 00:26:27,231 - you've made your decision. - What decision have we made? 510 00:26:27,257 --> 00:26:29,160 Mommie Dearest 1 and Mommie Dearest 2 511 00:26:29,165 --> 00:26:31,061 will be fighting this out in a court of law. 512 00:26:32,275 --> 00:26:34,633 Which in the end is not a terrible thing. 513 00:26:34,635 --> 00:26:35,920 How is that not terrible thing? 514 00:26:35,927 --> 00:26:37,840 Yeah, in what universe isn't that a terrible thing? 515 00:26:37,848 --> 00:26:39,781 Well, in the universe of my bank account, for one. 516 00:26:39,788 --> 00:26:42,683 And luckily for me, my client is employed again. 517 00:26:42,686 --> 00:26:46,491 But the real beauty is that this case will be a media 518 00:26:46,858 --> 00:26:47,861 bananza. 519 00:26:48,055 --> 00:26:51,611 And Tina, if I may step back in to my role as mediator for right now, 520 00:26:51,617 --> 00:26:53,511 I suggest you find yourself a better lawyer. 521 00:26:53,517 --> 00:26:55,303 - What's wrong with my lawyer? - Why are you telling her this? 522 00:26:55,305 --> 00:26:57,903 Well, Charles is competent but frankly, he's a milltoast. 523 00:26:58,025 --> 00:26:59,760 I'll have him for breakfeast. 524 00:26:59,768 --> 00:27:02,450 Oh it's a shame Johnny Cochran's dead. 525 00:27:03,485 --> 00:27:07,312 Flamboyant, African-American lawyer, arguing on behalf of your 526 00:27:07,606 --> 00:27:09,601 picture of perfect white, hetero family. 527 00:27:09,608 --> 00:27:11,411 That would have been perfect for you. 528 00:27:11,415 --> 00:27:13,571 Because as you know, we're going be playing the race card. 529 00:27:13,745 --> 00:27:14,873 It's not a card. 530 00:27:14,876 --> 00:27:17,100 It's something I know to be firmly and intrinsically true. 531 00:27:17,108 --> 00:27:19,421 Tina is not qualified to parent a biracial child. 532 00:27:19,437 --> 00:27:22,221 Oh yeah, and I was qualified to live and sleep with one for 8 years? 533 00:27:22,226 --> 00:27:23,951 Obviously you were'nt qualified for that either. 534 00:27:23,955 --> 00:27:25,750 Let's keep on the high road, okay? 535 00:27:26,116 --> 00:27:27,803 And you, my little sweet, 536 00:27:28,028 --> 00:27:30,623 you will be known in the press as Baby A, 537 00:27:30,626 --> 00:27:32,560 the artificially conceived daughter of 538 00:27:32,565 --> 00:27:34,520 a bisexual, white movie exec 539 00:27:35,115 --> 00:27:38,210 and a biracial, lesbian, art world titan. 540 00:27:38,217 --> 00:27:39,350 Oh my gosh! 541 00:27:39,357 --> 00:27:41,543 The fundamentalists will picket. 542 00:27:41,545 --> 00:27:43,480 Liberals and feminists will 543 00:27:43,767 --> 00:27:45,411 argue among themselves. 544 00:27:45,415 --> 00:27:50,381 Good Christian folks will write into the Op-Eds offering to adopt her away from her sick 545 00:27:50,676 --> 00:27:53,543 and perverted warring parents. 546 00:28:00,398 --> 00:28:02,683 So I got the name of this doctor who treats pretty much 547 00:28:02,686 --> 00:28:05,201 - all the trans guys in Los Angeles. - Oh cool! 548 00:28:05,208 --> 00:28:07,031 The guys in the group, I mean, they couldn't even believe 549 00:28:07,037 --> 00:28:08,510 how much T I've been on. 550 00:28:09,305 --> 00:28:11,083 So I'm gonna make an appointment as soon as I can. 551 00:28:11,085 --> 00:28:14,180 Oh it's awesome. Sorry, I hope he can help you. 552 00:28:14,185 --> 00:28:15,772 - "Ma Romance D'Hiver" - by Kid Moxie 553 00:28:16,277 --> 00:28:17,533 Hey Jenny, the door? 554 00:28:17,936 --> 00:28:20,301 Fuck! Can you just get that for me? I'm sorry. 555 00:28:27,475 --> 00:28:28,332 Hello Max. 556 00:28:30,006 --> 00:28:31,910 Hey, let me help me with those. I've got it. 557 00:28:31,916 --> 00:28:32,942 Hi! 558 00:28:33,127 --> 00:28:34,213 How are you? 559 00:28:35,688 --> 00:28:37,232 It's so nice to see you. 560 00:28:39,906 --> 00:28:40,951 How are you? 561 00:28:40,955 --> 00:28:42,093 - Good. - Yeah? 562 00:28:42,098 --> 00:28:42,820 Yeah. 563 00:28:53,086 --> 00:28:54,053 It's gonna be fine. 564 00:29:00,868 --> 00:29:03,202 Okey dokey I think we got everything in here 565 00:29:03,207 --> 00:29:04,541 a girl could need. 566 00:29:05,708 --> 00:29:07,863 - Just in time. - Come here sweetie. 567 00:29:15,406 --> 00:29:17,090 Hey Angie, you're ready to go? 568 00:29:17,486 --> 00:29:19,660 She's ready to rock. So, 569 00:29:20,078 --> 00:29:22,742 the schedule is she's with mama T for a couple of days 570 00:29:22,745 --> 00:29:24,060 and then I'll be by her on wednesday 571 00:29:24,106 --> 00:29:25,810 and pick her up and bring her back to mama B. 572 00:29:25,815 --> 00:29:29,121 Aren't look after her when she's with me? I've still got to work. 573 00:29:29,137 --> 00:29:33,053 Yeah, I've been real busy lately. Uh... My band just put out our 574 00:29:33,057 --> 00:29:34,890 demo on myspace. So I've got, you know, 575 00:29:34,896 --> 00:29:37,360 meetings with record companies. 576 00:29:37,857 --> 00:29:38,741 You know what? 577 00:29:38,746 --> 00:29:40,271 I'm sure Hazel won't mind 578 00:29:40,276 --> 00:29:42,492 babysitting for both Angie and Mickey. 579 00:29:43,086 --> 00:29:44,653 - Hazel's fantastic. - Here we go! 580 00:29:50,887 --> 00:29:52,373 Here we go. 581 00:29:59,957 --> 00:30:00,851 So 582 00:30:01,058 --> 00:30:03,391 I guess I'll type up a schedule. 583 00:30:03,905 --> 00:30:04,871 Are you still 584 00:30:05,077 --> 00:30:06,862 - using iCAL? - Yeah. 585 00:30:07,636 --> 00:30:09,270 Okay, well then I'll do it in iCAL. 586 00:30:10,097 --> 00:30:11,142 It'll be good. 587 00:30:19,206 --> 00:30:20,782 - "Ganesha Sharanam" - by Devi 2000 588 00:30:20,797 --> 00:30:25,273 This morning, it was 1150. 589 00:30:25,275 --> 00:30:26,642 Now tonight, 590 00:30:27,155 --> 00:30:28,522 well look at that! 591 00:30:28,975 --> 00:30:31,542 It's up to 1377! 592 00:30:31,548 --> 00:30:36,062 Now, that's all within only 20 hours after her name appeared on OurChart. 593 00:30:36,066 --> 00:30:37,940 She has crashed our server. 594 00:30:37,946 --> 00:30:41,250 She has caused a lot of panic among our web programmers 595 00:30:41,258 --> 00:30:43,402 and she's deplaced perhaps 596 00:30:43,405 --> 00:30:46,432 the greatest player in the history of players! 597 00:30:46,487 --> 00:30:48,760 Now, all I can say is: Papi, 598 00:30:48,767 --> 00:30:51,981 Papi, if you're out there, if you are real, 599 00:30:51,988 --> 00:30:55,263 if you really exist, please make contact with us. 600 00:30:55,838 --> 00:30:58,273 You can call us, you can drop us an email. 601 00:30:59,108 --> 00:31:01,682 Let us know who you're hanging out. I will find you. 602 00:31:02,387 --> 00:31:03,631 Let us know when you sleep. 603 00:31:03,866 --> 00:31:04,893 If you do. 604 00:31:05,205 --> 00:31:06,562 I just wanna know, 605 00:31:06,568 --> 00:31:07,692 Papi, 606 00:31:07,877 --> 00:31:09,292 how you do 607 00:31:09,296 --> 00:31:11,112 that thing you do? 608 00:31:11,766 --> 00:31:14,262 This is Alice Pieszecki signing off 609 00:31:14,267 --> 00:31:18,263 with the question that is on everyone's mind tonight. 610 00:31:18,707 --> 00:31:20,061 Where's Papi? 611 00:31:20,446 --> 00:31:22,242 - "Black Powder" - by Motor 612 00:31:31,745 --> 00:31:33,263 Hey little freak! 613 00:31:34,177 --> 00:31:36,811 You have a party! Come on! 614 00:31:38,676 --> 00:31:40,193 Come on! 615 00:31:40,628 --> 00:31:41,921 Come on little freak. 616 00:31:44,627 --> 00:31:47,581 Come on baby, we're having a party. 617 00:31:47,816 --> 00:31:50,933 - Everybody, this is Shane! - Hey Shane! 618 00:31:53,686 --> 00:31:55,311 I know what you need. 619 00:32:41,657 --> 00:32:43,383 It's snow time! 620 00:32:46,327 --> 00:32:47,863 That will wake you up. 621 00:32:51,036 --> 00:32:52,450 Here you go. 622 00:32:56,266 --> 00:32:59,500 You look so cute lying there all crashed out like that. 623 00:32:59,505 --> 00:33:01,281 - Come dance with me. - Yeah Shane. 624 00:33:01,285 --> 00:33:03,130 I know you like the bubbly ones. 625 00:33:20,568 --> 00:33:22,003 All I have is 626 00:33:22,157 --> 00:33:25,802 - "caviar, cr�me fra�che". - And I think I found some crackers. 627 00:33:30,748 --> 00:33:31,913 It's moldy. 628 00:33:35,828 --> 00:33:36,721 It's okay. 629 00:33:38,095 --> 00:33:40,540 I'm glad we don't have to leave the house. 630 00:34:05,798 --> 00:34:09,072 Hi. I'm here with Kit Porter. She has an appointment. 631 00:34:11,277 --> 00:34:12,372 Here we go. 632 00:34:17,516 --> 00:34:19,552 If you'd do fill up these paperwork 633 00:34:19,556 --> 00:34:21,840 we'll get you in for your pregnancy test in a few minutes. 634 00:34:21,847 --> 00:34:25,061 But I've already done like 20 of those tests at home and... 635 00:34:25,345 --> 00:34:27,463 I've been acting like a lunatic 636 00:34:27,468 --> 00:34:30,251 and puke in my guts over the last ten mornings. 637 00:34:30,256 --> 00:34:32,041 I don't need another test. 638 00:34:32,057 --> 00:34:33,222 It's recquired, dear. 639 00:34:33,318 --> 00:34:36,771 Just a standard procedure before we can offering any other services. 640 00:34:51,706 --> 00:34:53,382 - "Theme From Wide Angle" - by Hybrid 641 00:34:53,426 --> 00:34:55,493 Where the fuck are my car keys! 642 00:35:02,867 --> 00:35:06,102 You came in a cab from the airport. Remember? 643 00:35:06,106 --> 00:35:08,232 Yeah, I did? I did, I did. 644 00:35:10,987 --> 00:35:12,350 But these are yours, right? 645 00:35:12,356 --> 00:35:14,292 - Where are you going? - Nowhere. But I'm gonna take these. 646 00:35:14,298 --> 00:35:17,892 I don't know what your fucking problem is but you know if you do this you'd be... 647 00:35:18,448 --> 00:35:19,502 happy? 648 00:35:40,175 --> 00:35:42,320 Where is the doctor that's gonna do this? 649 00:35:43,405 --> 00:35:44,942 Congratulations! 650 00:35:45,826 --> 00:35:47,251 Congratulations for what? 651 00:35:47,257 --> 00:35:50,730 Here is a picture of your beautiful little baby. 652 00:35:51,035 --> 00:35:53,083 The approximate due date is September 12th... 653 00:35:53,638 --> 00:35:54,892 What are you doing? 654 00:35:55,567 --> 00:35:56,723 Here is a picture of your baby 655 00:35:56,728 --> 00:35:58,971 if you do the terrible thing you're thinking about doing. 656 00:35:59,008 --> 00:36:01,060 Dr Lambert will meet with you in his office in a minute 657 00:36:01,065 --> 00:36:04,900 - to talk about some other alternatives. - Angus! Angus! Get me out of here! 658 00:36:04,908 --> 00:36:08,023 Get me the fuck out of here! Angus, please, get me out of here, 659 00:36:08,027 --> 00:36:10,360 - please take me, let's go, let's go! - Your clothes? 660 00:36:10,368 --> 00:36:12,232 - Fuck my clothes! Come on! - You don't wanna wait here? 661 00:36:12,237 --> 00:36:15,470 - Everything's gonna be okay. - Get the fuck away from me. 662 00:36:15,565 --> 00:36:17,742 - We just wanna pray with you. - Oh no you don't! 663 00:36:17,747 --> 00:36:19,281 - Dr Lambert, we need you at the reception. - Their self point is, 664 00:36:19,286 --> 00:36:21,551 - bible pushing, anti-woman! - No, no, no. 665 00:36:21,557 --> 00:36:23,312 - We're not anti-woman. - Oh yes, you are. You're here to... 666 00:36:23,317 --> 00:36:25,080 harass and intimidate 667 00:36:25,208 --> 00:36:27,052 desperate women who come here for help! 668 00:36:27,057 --> 00:36:29,141 Miss Porter, why don't you just come with me. 669 00:36:29,157 --> 00:36:30,810 Why don't you just shut the fuck up! 670 00:36:30,825 --> 00:36:31,921 I swear to God if you come near me 671 00:36:31,927 --> 00:36:34,963 I will abort your head from your body with my bare hand! 672 00:36:34,995 --> 00:36:38,592 Come on Angus, let's get out of here. I hate these fucking people! 673 00:36:52,326 --> 00:36:53,713 Hi! 674 00:36:58,295 --> 00:37:00,942 - Can I help you? - Is Carmen here? 675 00:37:00,947 --> 00:37:03,391 She doesn't wanna see you, Shane. She's done with you. 676 00:37:03,405 --> 00:37:05,522 I know she probably hates me but I would love to 677 00:37:05,705 --> 00:37:08,313 - talk to her for just... - She doesn't want you here, man! 678 00:37:08,528 --> 00:37:10,081 Look at you! 679 00:37:10,355 --> 00:37:11,502 You're a mess! 680 00:37:11,698 --> 00:37:13,282 Hey you're pathetic! 681 00:37:13,495 --> 00:37:15,781 I'm thanking God my cousin didn't marry you. Come on. 682 00:37:15,785 --> 00:37:17,032 You're going. 683 00:37:23,987 --> 00:37:24,720 Go! 684 00:37:26,676 --> 00:37:27,683 Leave! 685 00:37:34,438 --> 00:37:35,671 Hey you guys! 686 00:37:35,676 --> 00:37:36,773 - "If You Feel It" - by Miss Tyree Sugar Jones 687 00:37:37,627 --> 00:37:38,512 Jenny? 688 00:37:42,687 --> 00:37:43,771 Hello Max. 689 00:37:45,455 --> 00:37:47,341 Don't you think guys should be getting ready? 690 00:37:47,508 --> 00:37:49,170 'Cause it's almost 7 o'clock. 691 00:37:55,325 --> 00:37:58,033 It's time to get ready. Five more minutes. 692 00:38:10,367 --> 00:38:12,500 - "Le Disko" - by Shiny Toy Guns 693 00:38:37,005 --> 00:38:38,223 Fucking move! 694 00:39:03,756 --> 00:39:04,601 Are you okay? 695 00:39:04,785 --> 00:39:05,642 You're okay? 696 00:39:05,646 --> 00:39:07,052 Just stay there. I'll get an ambulance. 697 00:39:12,137 --> 00:39:13,510 No, no, no, stay there. Stay there. 698 00:39:13,517 --> 00:39:14,653 Hi. There's been an accident. 699 00:39:14,658 --> 00:39:17,213 A black BMW hit the guard-rail. We're on the... 700 00:39:18,486 --> 00:39:19,822 Where are we? Where are we? 701 00:39:20,165 --> 00:39:21,511 You know, you should just stay here. 702 00:39:21,626 --> 00:39:24,602 She's walking away. The car is all wrecked. She's all pretty bad. 703 00:39:25,257 --> 00:39:26,001 M'am? 704 00:39:30,048 --> 00:39:31,991 Imagine that Holly Golightly 705 00:39:31,996 --> 00:39:33,792 in her late 20s penned a memoir 706 00:39:33,797 --> 00:39:37,201 of childhood sexual abuse and adult self mutilation 707 00:39:37,208 --> 00:39:38,240 and in doing so, 708 00:39:38,247 --> 00:39:42,132 convicts us the post traumatic stress symptoms can sometimes double 709 00:39:42,185 --> 00:39:47,683 as in analgesic and aphrodisiac, a party drug, a seduction style manual. 710 00:39:47,685 --> 00:39:50,643 Jennifer Shecter has written a wincingly acude 711 00:39:50,647 --> 00:39:54,413 if shamelessly self indulging portrait of herself. 712 00:39:54,887 --> 00:39:56,533 - "Running (Back and Forth)" - by The Emotions 713 00:39:58,417 --> 00:39:59,460 "C'est bien" 714 00:40:00,096 --> 00:40:03,042 Motherfuckers! We should just burn down the clinic. 715 00:40:03,055 --> 00:40:05,683 I just want to firebomb them. They don't know who they're messing with. 716 00:40:05,687 --> 00:40:07,243 Guys, you need to calm down a little bit. 717 00:40:07,245 --> 00:40:09,413 But what do you gonna do in a situation like that? 718 00:40:09,417 --> 00:40:12,271 I'll give them a situation. I wanna burn that clinic down! 719 00:40:12,275 --> 00:40:14,510 - Arson! Arson! - Alright, look. 720 00:40:14,516 --> 00:40:17,240 Why don't you just do like a benefit for Planned Parenthood. 721 00:40:17,248 --> 00:40:20,920 Something positive, it doesn't carry a sentence of 30 to life. 722 00:40:22,776 --> 00:40:24,482 - " Washington, We're Watching You" - by The Staple Singers 723 00:40:24,518 --> 00:40:28,000 Hi. 3 waters with extra lemon, please. 724 00:40:34,338 --> 00:40:36,763 Wow, are we really that untouchable? 725 00:40:37,757 --> 00:40:39,521 - What are you talking about? - You just 726 00:40:39,526 --> 00:40:41,721 backed away from us, like we have some sort of 727 00:40:41,837 --> 00:40:43,383 heterosexual cootie. 728 00:40:43,387 --> 00:40:44,801 Don't be ridiculous. 729 00:40:44,965 --> 00:40:47,981 - I didn't back away from you. Hi! - Hi... 730 00:40:48,308 --> 00:40:50,340 - Hi, how are you doing? - Good. 731 00:40:53,266 --> 00:40:54,792 Did you get the phone call? 732 00:40:55,516 --> 00:40:58,042 Aaron Cornbluth? Yeah. 733 00:40:58,636 --> 00:41:00,923 - Meeting him on wednesday. - Me too. 734 00:41:01,288 --> 00:41:02,482 Who's Aaron Cornbluth? 735 00:41:03,068 --> 00:41:04,771 He's our new boss. 736 00:41:06,208 --> 00:41:08,071 A fellow Irishman, no doubt. 737 00:41:10,716 --> 00:41:12,632 Was that an anti-Semitic remark? 738 00:41:12,635 --> 00:41:14,340 God, I hope not. 739 00:41:15,565 --> 00:41:17,390 She did back away from us. 740 00:41:18,667 --> 00:41:19,851 She did... 741 00:41:34,476 --> 00:41:36,822 - "Your Sweet Lovin" - by Margie Joseph 742 00:41:38,137 --> 00:41:41,390 Ladies, ladies and ladies and gentlemen. 743 00:41:41,396 --> 00:41:43,682 I am so proud 744 00:41:43,697 --> 00:41:47,230 to introduce you to a woman we've all been waiting for. 745 00:41:48,025 --> 00:41:51,060 To some of you here tonight, she's an old friend. 746 00:41:51,627 --> 00:41:54,020 She ran away for a little while and then she came back 747 00:41:54,026 --> 00:41:56,732 and we are so glad she did because she's one of the most 748 00:41:56,867 --> 00:42:00,120 beautiful special and intriguing people 749 00:42:00,136 --> 00:42:02,332 to ever spend time here at the Planet. 750 00:42:03,207 --> 00:42:06,341 - Are you serious? - So ladies, ladies, ladies and gentlemen, 751 00:42:07,037 --> 00:42:08,580 here she is... 752 00:42:08,586 --> 00:42:10,350 Jenny, come on. Come on. 753 00:42:10,355 --> 00:42:11,841 Bette, is that...? 754 00:42:12,327 --> 00:42:15,161 The woman you've all be waiting for. 755 00:42:15,165 --> 00:42:16,443 Did you know she was in town? 756 00:42:17,115 --> 00:42:18,502 Oh my God! 757 00:42:21,196 --> 00:42:22,932 Girl where you've been?! 758 00:42:23,068 --> 00:42:24,541 Oh my God! 759 00:42:27,378 --> 00:42:28,321 Kit... 760 00:42:32,428 --> 00:42:35,230 Marina! God! You look fantastic. 761 00:42:35,367 --> 00:42:36,113 Wow! 762 00:42:38,477 --> 00:42:39,983 It's really good to see you. 763 00:42:39,995 --> 00:42:41,083 Where you're staying? 764 00:42:41,085 --> 00:42:42,353 Yeah, who you're here with? 765 00:42:42,357 --> 00:42:44,301 You're gonna be here for a little while or just visiting? 766 00:42:44,308 --> 00:42:47,233 - And I heard you were in Rome? - I thought it was Florence? 767 00:42:47,325 --> 00:42:50,003 Oh ladies, ladies, let's see. Uh... 768 00:42:50,228 --> 00:42:51,563 I'm here for business. 769 00:42:51,668 --> 00:42:53,803 I'm in Los Angeles for 3 days. 770 00:42:53,866 --> 00:42:56,432 I'm staying at the Bel Air because I think it's important 771 00:42:56,448 --> 00:43:00,370 to revisit the places where we face our darkest demons. 772 00:43:00,888 --> 00:43:03,110 And it is Rome, not Florence. 773 00:43:04,158 --> 00:43:06,602 But I feel like I'm interrupting something. 774 00:43:08,578 --> 00:43:12,692 Ladies and gentlemen, please pay your undivided attention to the 775 00:43:12,698 --> 00:43:15,402 lovely and talented Jenny Schecter. 776 00:43:41,316 --> 00:43:42,622 What's her name? 777 00:43:44,596 --> 00:43:46,932 Thanks. Marina, 778 00:43:47,377 --> 00:43:49,980 De La Crabedesca Ferrer. 779 00:43:50,105 --> 00:43:51,763 How do you know her? 780 00:43:52,157 --> 00:43:53,543 We were friends. 781 00:43:53,546 --> 00:43:54,953 What kind of friends? 782 00:43:55,476 --> 00:43:57,071 She was my first. 783 00:44:01,248 --> 00:44:03,592 Then she was very important to you. 784 00:44:05,216 --> 00:44:06,972 For a minute, I guess. 785 00:44:11,346 --> 00:44:13,080 Congratulations, Jenny. 786 00:44:13,088 --> 00:44:16,362 Your story's wonderful. Beautifully written. It reminds me of 787 00:44:16,366 --> 00:44:19,590 Dorothy Allison with the chic of Mary Gaitskill. 788 00:44:20,815 --> 00:44:23,460 In the magazine they compared you to Truman Capote. 789 00:44:23,468 --> 00:44:26,340 They compared her to Holly Golightly, 790 00:44:26,348 --> 00:44:28,760 not exactly the same as Truman Capote. 791 00:44:28,765 --> 00:44:30,573 Better. Don't you think? 792 00:44:33,006 --> 00:44:34,262 I'm Marina Ferrer. 793 00:44:36,058 --> 00:44:37,061 Claude Mondry. 794 00:44:38,366 --> 00:44:39,943 I'm proud of you. 795 00:44:40,838 --> 00:44:43,952 - Are you well? - I'm great. I'm great. How are you? 796 00:44:43,955 --> 00:44:47,203 Good. In the last year I've done something I've 797 00:44:47,206 --> 00:44:48,880 always dreamt about. 798 00:44:49,355 --> 00:44:51,200 I'm touring with a group of dancers 799 00:44:51,327 --> 00:44:52,973 as their benefactor. 800 00:44:52,978 --> 00:44:57,170 I raise the money, I find the theaters and they're very unusual. 801 00:44:57,206 --> 00:44:59,733 Are they performing here in Los Angeles? 802 00:44:59,738 --> 00:45:03,722 Uh, yes, I'm gonna bring them to Los Angeles and I hope for you to come. 803 00:45:03,726 --> 00:45:06,010 I wish you the best of luck with that. 804 00:45:06,376 --> 00:45:08,460 - Good luck to you too. - Thank you. 805 00:45:08,905 --> 00:45:10,360 See you have it already. 806 00:45:14,265 --> 00:45:16,031 Do you think she'll have sex with us? 807 00:45:18,585 --> 00:45:19,491 No. 808 00:45:19,786 --> 00:45:21,132 Ask her. 809 00:45:22,377 --> 00:45:24,502 - "Shakedown" - by Sierra Swan 810 00:45:39,165 --> 00:45:40,303 "Ah bon?" 811 00:45:46,535 --> 00:45:47,373 "Ok" 812 00:45:47,718 --> 00:45:48,880 "Bon ben je suis l�" 813 00:45:53,126 --> 00:45:54,930 "Ouais, ben je garde le t�l�phone avec moi" 814 00:45:56,278 --> 00:45:57,310 "Oui, � c�t�" 815 00:46:00,625 --> 00:46:01,593 Ciao. 816 00:46:28,645 --> 00:46:29,411 "Pas mal..." 817 00:46:50,248 --> 00:46:51,490 I think you get lucky. 818 00:46:54,318 --> 00:46:56,152 Won't you get lucky too? 819 00:46:59,657 --> 00:47:01,333 "Mais j'ai une chance inou�e" 820 00:47:27,797 --> 00:47:29,400 What are you waiting for? 821 00:47:32,528 --> 00:47:36,381 Well my New York Times interview's gonna be posted at midnight, so I'm 822 00:47:36,386 --> 00:47:38,841 - gonna go check. - Are you kidding? 823 00:47:40,747 --> 00:47:42,283 I don't think she's kidding. 824 00:47:42,917 --> 00:47:44,123 But I think you should 825 00:47:44,347 --> 00:47:45,691 stay here and 826 00:47:46,968 --> 00:47:48,252 be with Marina. 827 00:47:51,147 --> 00:47:52,123 Good night. 828 00:47:59,238 --> 00:48:00,610 "Ben c'est pas grave" 829 00:48:02,257 --> 00:48:03,293 "Hein?" 830 00:48:15,988 --> 00:48:18,702 I should have known sooner or later the bastard would walk out on me. 831 00:48:19,337 --> 00:48:20,403 Carla? 832 00:48:23,046 --> 00:48:26,380 I also should have known that you wouldn't call me back. 833 00:48:28,098 --> 00:48:29,131 The thing is, 834 00:48:30,828 --> 00:48:32,762 I've got no pride left. So... 835 00:48:33,767 --> 00:48:35,011 Here I am. 836 00:48:35,715 --> 00:48:36,723 You called me? 837 00:48:37,027 --> 00:48:39,413 Five, six, maybe ten times. 838 00:48:39,576 --> 00:48:41,222 I'm sorry. I... 839 00:48:43,456 --> 00:48:44,711 I lost my phone. 840 00:48:46,248 --> 00:48:47,560 And I'm sorry 841 00:48:49,385 --> 00:48:50,851 that Gab let you down. 842 00:48:50,868 --> 00:48:52,002 My fault. 843 00:48:52,776 --> 00:48:55,880 - I should have known better. - No, it's... It's not your fault. 844 00:48:57,638 --> 00:48:59,392 He made you think you could change him. 845 00:49:01,427 --> 00:49:02,593 And he... 846 00:49:04,097 --> 00:49:06,040 Well he'd think he could invest himself in that. 847 00:49:07,487 --> 00:49:08,442 And... 848 00:49:10,426 --> 00:49:12,103 that's when real damage comes in. 849 00:49:13,316 --> 00:49:16,280 You know, all I've done for the past 3 days is lying on the floor. 850 00:49:17,677 --> 00:49:19,332 I just crawl from room to room. 851 00:49:20,486 --> 00:49:22,622 Try to talk, all that comes down is crying. 852 00:49:22,626 --> 00:49:23,570 Try to eat... 853 00:49:24,518 --> 00:49:25,732 Puke my gets up. 854 00:49:26,697 --> 00:49:27,802 Puke so much... 855 00:49:28,697 --> 00:49:30,020 Started spitting out blood. 856 00:49:30,767 --> 00:49:33,181 If I could turn back the clock I'd spare you. 857 00:49:35,016 --> 00:49:37,010 Bad fortune you'd ever knowing me. 858 00:49:37,325 --> 00:49:38,420 I 859 00:49:38,608 --> 00:49:40,591 left you a gift. It's on the back porch. 860 00:49:42,585 --> 00:49:43,901 Where are you going? 861 00:49:44,235 --> 00:49:46,302 To meet father, really. 862 00:49:46,776 --> 00:49:49,240 Carla, you're sick. Let me take you to a doctor. 863 00:49:52,037 --> 00:49:54,161 That would fix everything, huh? 864 00:49:54,617 --> 00:49:56,033 Go to hell! 865 00:50:51,696 --> 00:50:53,861 Carlaaaaaaaaa! 866 00:50:54,488 --> 00:50:56,712 - "Save Me" - by Julie Driscoll Brian Auger and The Trinity 867 00:50:59,618 --> 00:51:01,921 titelilie - ruvyn7 www.forom.com 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net